The Fake Doctors Note is Your Secret Weapon in Self Preservation

If you’re tired, beat up and need a break.. there is a solution for you

There could be a number of reasons you need a break from work. And most of the time, they are for what would medically or ethically be called a very good reason. But in reality, you probably won’t get that much needed break. Your boss may be the most understanding guy in the world, but if you don’t have a valid reason for taking the day off, you’re not going to get it. The business world is what dictates his schedule, and that is what dictates yours. Unflinching, unrelenting demands of the world are placing demands on your body, and they can’t always be answered without taking a break (See this article on Overworked America). And sometimes, that break needs to be longer than from five PM in the evening until eight AM the next day.

In the unforgiving business world, how are you going to rest when you need it? You’ve got to have a tool that can come to your aid when the time is right. You need something that is recognized by the clinically cold hearted business world that you actually deserve a break. That break is going to come in the form of paper work, because anything can happen in the business world as long as you have a paper trail that can cover both you and your bosses behind.

Announcing the opportunity to get a much needed break and not have to spend the day at the clinic.

You can now get that break with a fake doctor’s note. This is a note that that has your name and your presumed doctor’s office, and gives a quick overview of your condition. It can also give a date and time in which your examination was conducted. It can even go so far as to break down time you checked in and time you discharged. You can get them for the professional sources you need, so that if you told your employer or teacher something quickly, off the cuff, you can get a fake note from a source that keeps your story consistent. They can be made with a format to look like an emergency room release form, or a long stay hospital release. You can get it to look like a regular doctor’s visit, a lab result, or like a visit to a walk in clinic.

From an employer perspective, as long as they have all the information that there are supposed to have, you will most likely get your day off. If you can get a note that has specific limitations to your duty, you may even be able to go to work and have your duties altered to give you something that you can more comfortably do.

Think of the times in your life when you could have used a timely fake doctor’s note.

Obviously, it includes those times when you were hung over and didn’t want to go to work and show your boss that you used bad judgment and went out on a weeknight instead of saving it for the weekend. Most often, it may have nothing to with getting partied up. In the real world, people get sick. They eat things that don’t agree with them. They also develop chronic conditions that cause them a lot of pain and discomfort on an ongoing basis.

Even when you’re not sick you have a million good reasons for a fake doctor’s note. Sometimes, it’s worth the trade to give up some wages to go sit in the line at the store on black Friday. Or maybe you need to get a head start on a given Friday to get out town on your vacation. You could use a fake doctor’s note if:

• Your kids are sick and you can’t afford a baby sitter.
• You have to to make it to the football game.
• You need some extra time on an assignment and an excused absence is the only way to get it.
• You need to get a teacher off your back.

There are purposes other than just trying to excuse an absence. Maybe you just need to bluff your way into some privileged consideration.

• Considerations for test anxiety
• Excused from particular work situations because of your height or even weight
• Get defined physical limitations like no lifting, or bending, or running

 

Quality professional letters are the key in making a note look legitimate. Where can I get good ones?

These fake doctors’ notes are usually available from online sources. Some creative notes are versatile and can be altered to be used in any state. Most of the time, you can see a sample and then order it. You pick from a list of templates that offer all the choices of given situations that you might need. Once you have the template you want, customize it to the person and location you need. Because it is an online source you can get it any time you need. The information can be input yourself and after paying a modest amount, you can download printable doctor’s forms right on your computer at home. Because they can cover numerous situations you can use them in a lot of different situations.

• At work
• At School
• On a bus for preferred seating
• On a plane

And with a little imagination, the sky is the limit as to their usefulness.

You can benefit, you can get your kids a break, and how about a gift for your boy or girl friend?

The list of people that could use a doctor’s note is endless. The real question is who do you know that could use one? Of course this is not the kind of thing that you can over use yourself. But it’s altogether possible that you could help someone else out with them. If you’re thinking of a nice creative Christmas gift for your significant other, surprise them with tickets to a show and a great dinner all made possible because you bought the day off for them with a doctors release.

Often, it will be easy to get an early start on a vacation if you get out of town a little early. You know the kids won’t mind getting a couple of days head start on spring vacation. Why not get a carefully crafted letter that explains how multiple kids in your family have been treated with a contagious flue and should take about two days off.

Who do you need a note from? How about a Dr., or hospital or dentist?

 

With the versatility of these official forms, you can get the professional you need. An emergency room will excuse you being out all night. The wait time for a hospital is a well accepted fact. In another situation, you may want to say that it was just a quick visit to a walking clinic because you have Kaiser Permanente and that’s what they covered.

What’s the harm? When you know you can be covered at work and you really need a break, better to take it instead of giving a sub par performance. We all know that being at work with a bright attitude and a healthy outlook is the best thing to do. Once in a while, however, people need to grab control of their own schedule and take a day off. There will always be more work to do and days when you are in better shape to do it.

Make it a point to stay in touch with your own needs not just the needs of your boss. In the end, you are the only one that is going to be able to tell when you need a break. A very caring boss that sees your shoulders drooping may tell you to take the day off. In truth, at that point it’s more of a penalty. The time you should have gotten a day off was a week past.

Inconvenience in trying to see a doctor is another reason to get a fake doctors note. To get your regular doctor to see a condition that is affecting your performance and write a note may be one or two months off. If you don’t have any medical coverage, you may not get seen at all. If you are doing something at work that is aggravating your condition then you need to stop. You may not be able to wait for the next time you get in to see the doctor. Even if you do get into see him, he could end up consuming hours of the day with testing and waiting rooms just to tell you a bunch of stuff you already know. Not to mention that when you finally do get a diagnosis from the doctor, it may say what’s wrong with you but with no guarantee that will get you the day off. That is why it’s nice to be able to buy one that does.

Why not just fake my own Doctors note like I did when I faked my excuse notes at school as a kid?

The reason that so many people are finding fake doctor’s notes so useful is because they are made to look legit. With the many different practices out there, are you sure that you are getting a note that speaks the lingo of that industry? When you look at a blank piece of paper can you be sure that you are going to create a convincing note? If you get it from a friend or from a free source you could end up getting a note that just doesn’t look quite right and then what happens? Its best to use a winning formula that helps you cover the days you were missing and get on with it. It’s easy; just print it from your computer.